I just heard that large number of people are saying I’m just a media whore, more concerned with promoting myself than the plight of Mormon gays. Since I avoid most feedback, this news was brought to me by my ever-watchful, faithful fans. It seems that these naysayers (sorry for the college vocabulary word) just want to criticize, tear down and spread their negativity about Mormons. They just can’t leave the church alone!
Well, I’m not going to let any of that dampen my spirits. I’m gonna simply turn them upside down and smile those frowns away using every media outlet who will interview me. I’m gonna post on Facebook, Tweet, blog, e-mail, and get the word out about ME. Promoting myself is one of the best ways to help change Mormon gays for the better.
My calling is too important to keep my candle in the wind hid under bushel so that it can’t be seen by the lone and dreary world living in darkness yearning to breathe free in the light of eternal truth but who are blinded by the subtle craftiness of men, whereby they lie in wait to deceive, and who are only kept from the truth because they know not where to find it.